I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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