2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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