Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
