Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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