I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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