Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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