But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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