also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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