come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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