where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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