who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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