Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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