that's an acceptable place to lick
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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