Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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