Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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