I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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