I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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