i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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