That's intense
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
