Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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