Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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