I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
