How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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