How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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