I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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