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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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