I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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