i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Everyone says I win the strip club
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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