sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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