dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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