Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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