fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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