it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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