Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
