The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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