too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Come on in and take your pants off
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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