yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
