I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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