I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
