BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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