New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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