Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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