That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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