Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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