I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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