no. you can't hotbox the world.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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