I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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