I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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