OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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