I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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